A Sorry Excuse For Lindsay to Take Her Clothes Off

August 3rd, 2007

Never allow your friends to pick the movie. Using poor judgment I recently went to see “I Know Who Killed Me”, probably not the best decision. The movie focuses on a young girl named Aubrey (aka good Lindsay) well she gets swiped up after a football game by a serial killer. Time goes by and he begins torturing her which they show in detail the process. He drugs, freezes her arm, cuts it off same with her leg while all along she’s awake for. The BIG twist to this story is that Aubrey has a long lost twin Dakota who’s a stripper (whooa shocker Lohan plays a stripper must of been a stretch playing this role). Any how the crazy part to this movie is that every time the one sister losses a limb so does the other twin. For example in the midst of stripping Dakota just losses a finger, odd huh? The most humorous part to the movie is when prosthetic clad Dakota sleeps with Aubrey’s boyfriend all while Aubrey’s mother listens in another room. So in all this movie had one funny moment, a few jump out of your seat moments, and a whole lot of Lindsay taking her clothes off. Sadly enough I wouldn’t waste your money on this one. The plot was just so completely thrown together that it made the film seem random. I think they could have used a few less twists and just gone with better acting. But hey if you scored a few free movie tickets and just want to enjoy a chick taking her clothes off this is the film for you. And for anyone out there who thinks Lindsay Lohan is a good acttress I think all her skills were drained the first time she played a set of twins because this time around she wasn’t too spectacular. Hopefully she’s straighten her personal life out first before she ever thinks about making another movie, perhaps a long hiatus is in order.

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