After a tad over 3 hours of actual show time (not including all the pre/post coverage happening on numerous networks), deserving (and highly foreign) actors/actresses/directors/producers/writers waltz through the backstage of LA’s Kodak theater with a naked, gold, man named Oscar clutched in their palm. There were no real surprise winners, nor any real snubs to tell about. Everything was pretty much expected. Well, we’re just upset Balls of Fury wasn’t nominated for one single award. Anyway, here’s a rundown of the 4 big category winners. The show would be a lot shorter if they just did these four plus the supporting awards, but hey sitting through constant 80 year Oscar history really wasn’t that bad (they could have done worse).

Best Picture/Best Director – Ethan and Joel Coen for No Country For Old Men
Best Original Screenplay – Diablo Cody for Juno
Best Actress – Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose
Best Actor – Daniel Day Lewis for There Will Be Blood (go ahead and say the milkshake line)