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15 Minutes Are Up

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Philly.com has been void of new news for two days now. Uh-oh. Are Bonnie’s fifteen minutes up? Her desire to be the center of attention came and went. She was a “buxom” celebrity with front page stories left and right, pictures everywhere, and a long list of shitty things she did, not only the ID theft/burglary, but shit she tried to pull/did pull on her friends. Now what, Bonnie? Well, she’s holed up with her parents somewhere awaiting her hearing in February (we don’t foresee a reemergence of interest then). What’s left? What’s coming next? It seemed that each day brought a new revelation about this girl that compounded the fascination/laughability of the whole situation–breast implants from dad, Olympic pole vaulter lies, the switcheroo for a test, etc. We guess the counter finally pushed over to 15:00. And, if it didn’t yet, we printed out her mugshot and Warholed it up with the MacBook to finally give it that final turn. She may still have a final thread–Philadelphia Weekly’s probably planning a cover story in the next few weeks when nobody really gives a damn anymore.

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