Last night, as the Phillies drowned in the rain, the water washed up a few pieces of gold along with the usual turds you’ve come to expect from a Phillies game. Big Ryan Howard knocked a 505ft homer to dead center, the longest in Citizen’s Bank Park history. This dinger was also Ryan’s 100th home run. He’s also reached 100 faster than anybody ever in the Majors. So put those nuggets in your pocket, flush the turds, and hope the Phillies toilet doesn’t clog again like it’s been also season.