Every year you say it: “This is going to be, like, the best summer ever.” And every year, it’s the same thing. Kinda boring. Kinda bland. Kinda the same thing you did last summer. Well, we’re calling on you to change that. Forget your high hopes. Forget your worries. Forget everything and just have fun. So, we’re simply declaring the months of late June to mid-September the

It’s simple really. Just go out and have fun. So what if you’re not in swimsuit shape. So what if you’ve got a part-time or 40hr/week job. Use the time you have for fun. Go pool hopping. Have a water balloon fight. Head to the shore. Go on a hike. Whatever you do, put your high hopes to the side and your cares in your backpocket and do whatever the fuck you want. This seems like a pretty standard concept for summer enjoyment, but people get too tied up in trying to have fun that they rarely have fun. So quit your trying and let things happen. Don’t get lazy and don’t get over hyped. Let the summer tickle your fancy and be whimsical and easy going, like a narwhale.

Scratch that. It’s now officially

the myth-like sea dwelling leviathan with a unicorn-esque horn used to pierce the frigid ice of the Arctic Sea. So take the narwhale’s heart of gold with you this summer, and pierce the cold outer shell of summer boredom. Swim proud and firm on your quest for cool waters where you can dine on schools of slippery cod.  Go, narwhales. Go enjoy a magical summer.