The moment has arrived. And no, it’s not the second coming of Jesus. Although, I do like to picture Jesus with, like, big angel wings, but that’s totally besides the point and completely irrelevant. What is relevant, and the moment you really care about concerns the [ 2 one 5 ] retail store. Tomorrow (February the Second, Groundhog Day, Whatever you want to call it), the doors of the store will swing open for the first time to the public. If you’d like to think of us as Willy Wonka and yourselves as, say, Veruca Salt, Violet Beauregarde, or Charlie Bucket himself than go ahead. While we may be dishing out delicious chocolate treats, we will definitely be unraveling our stock of t-shirts. Some will be on sale. Others will be full price. All are the hot shit. So come on out, bring the girlfriend/boyfriend, and grab yourself a t-shirt. There may or may not be free beer. Sorry, no pets. Ca$h Only (sorry credit vixens).